25.10.04
dear comrades,
i hereby announce that we will be holding a rally next week. as i am afraid that this letter may be intercepted, i cant tell all of you exactly when and where it is held. however, in your secret diary, you will find a nutzi swastika next to a specified date. as for when the meeting is held, i will come down personally and tell all of you.
sent letter; by a trusted member of the nutzi party.
formally drafted by Hitler II herself.
