30.11.04
good jokes anyone? currently, i'm assigned to bring a GOOD ( not lame, not stupid, not twerpy, not wordy) joke to class tomorrow. oh bother. its horribly cooollldddd in there. i think the teacher's quite nice. she knows mrs. leong.ha. anyway, there's this guy from RI...whos super serious. a guy from toa payoh...whos darn sleepyhead...a guy whos soo charmingly... n/e/r/d/y. yes. freaks me out. hes from beijing and he came to singapore 2 years ago. technically, he still cant speak english. mind. i was rolling in the library today. its torturing. imagine youself in the library of chinese high. you look around the first floor and this wasnt what you wanted. too noisy. then you head up to the second floor, across the different book sections, towards the tables at the far end. then you hear some strumming.damn! that darn pipa is killing me. do they always have to attend chinese music sessions even in the holidays? you heave a sigh and walk towards the staircase. the last one. up you go. and boo. it became coco crunch. just kidding. er. yarh. back to the scene. and boo. it was perfect. nice and quiet. and then, the teacher walks up and smiles. you smile. but your expression left hanging there when students from sec 1 to 4 walked up. you felt utterly dismayed. worse. that meng qiao s grabbing a chair. hes sitting next to me!!!!. your heart sinks. this stinks. shit! im going to laugh again. and guess what. he pronounced raise as ASS. damn. i couldnt control. enough of this torture. finally, due to alarming vibrations from the huachong guy, i burst out laughing.
